First Impressions

Ok, so these are just my thoughts about the first impressions the guys on Bachelorette made. I have yet to pick my favorites, and just because I'm making fun of them, does NOT mean I don't like them. These are the first impressions they made on me, and if I don't mention them, obviously they didn't make much of an impression on me. So here it goes.

Jesse: Where do all these guys come up with these lines? How long does it take for them to think of these one liners? "Peculiar" man? But I must admit you're super sexy.

Ali: You look super nervous, and that jewel on the ass of your dress is not flattering.

Frank: You're too much, please stop, take a riddilin or an adderall or something to tone it down a notch.

How many crazy Canadians are there? 3?

Justin - "Rated - R" really? You totally stole the "jabroni" thing from Hulk Hogan, get a new line.

Jay - You're a total creeper.

When guys come on here and it says "entrepreneur" what does that mean? Honestly?

Kasey- You're so sexy, but your voice... it's super weird. Did you get hit in the throat or have a tracheotomy? You sound like a muppet.

Kyle - "Outdoorsman" wtf, how do you support yourself, by ice fishing? It means you're a loser with no job who camps and fishes all day. I think you'd be a perfect match for Sarah Palin's daughter.

Craig - Way to open up an old wound with the Vienna comment, and did you really say "cheers"?

Tyler V. - You kinda have a case of gay face. John H. does too!

Jonathan- LOVE the suit tie combo, you're obviously a weatherman.

Steve- You're from Cleveland, which probably makes you a Browns fan, which means I automatically don't like you.

Kirk- For a second I thought you were another one with a weird voice. You're super sexy but unoriginal with giving her a paper rose... you won back some originality points with the scrapbook though.

Tyler M- With the cowboy boots, are you gonna be the next Wes? And who the hell was wearing cowboy boots when they got out of the limo to meet Jake? You're obviously not that observant.

Hunter- Nice pick up line, "I have to go pee." What're you, 5?

Phil- I loved Phil for some reason I don't know why.

A lot of these guys seem gay, where did they get them? Now I know why they're single.

Shooter? You've gotta be the dumbest guy ever. I can't believe you told her you were worse that an 2 pump chump.

Ok, so those are my thoughts, have yet to pick a favorite.